

COCKTAILS & DRINKS
HOUSE CREATIONS
Our cocktail menu treads the line between cheeky and inventive, so join us for a deliciously entertaining evening.
We also offer a range of bottled and on-tap beers or ciders, as well as wines and classic cocktails … that'll keep that party going!
DADDY ISSUES
Gin, Absinth, Aperol, Lemon Juice, Mint, Agave
Let this drink be the father you’ve always wanted.
SQUIDWARDS TIKI LAND
Gin, Pineapple Rum, Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Passionfruit Puree, Almond Syrup, Falernum Syrup
You won't have to get wet diving into Bikini Bottom to try this fruity drink.
IVANA TINKLE
Raspberry & Blackberry Gin, Lemon Juice, Blackberry Syrup, Soda. Raspberry Seltzer for extra $$$
This drink comes with a choice do you or do you not? If the answer is yes, ask our staff to SUPER CHARGE your drink.
SWEET SIXTEEN
Pineapple Liqueur, Vanilla Vodka, White Chocolate Syrup, Passionfruit Puree, Grapefruit Juice, Aquafaba
After a couple years of lockdown, she’s actually turning 18 but it's probably best to let her live in her own fantasy.
GOLD DIGGER
Rum, Licor 43, Elderflower Liqueur, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup
You’re his kid's age but you don’t care and neither does he. The money he’s leaving you will be worth the hate.
STAFF PICK
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Ask our friendly staff what the cocktail of the month is, or keep it a mystery and just order it.
SHER-BERT & ERNIE
Italicus, Sour Watermelon Liqueur, Watermelon Syrup, Lemon Juice
In true kindergardener style, these two “roommates” will be snorting lines of WizzFizz till the early hours.
THE CARTEL
Chili Infused Tequila, Triple Sec, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice, Tabasco, Chili Bitters
They’re just around the corner, what did you do this time to piss them off? Quickly. Drink!
STILL CAN’T DECIDE? STICK WITH A CLASSIC

DARK & STORMY
Goslings Rum, Lime, Ginger Beer & Angostura Bitters

TOMMY’S MARGARITA
Reposado, Lime
& Agave Nectar

JAPANESE SLIPPER
Midori, Cointreau
& Lemon

ESPRESSO MARTINI
Vodka, Kailua
& Cold Drip Coffee

NEGRONI
Gin, Sweet Vermouth
& Campari

APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, Prosecco
& Seltzer