COCKTAILS & DRINKS
HOUSE CREATIONS
Our cocktail menu treads the line between cheeky and inventive, so join us for a deliciously entertaining evening.
We also offer a range of bottled and on-tap beers or ciders, as well as wines and classic cocktails … that'll keep that party going!
DADDY ISSUES
Gin, Absinth, Aperol, Lemon Juice, Mint, Agave
Let this drink be the father you’ve always wanted.
SQUIDWARDS TIKI LAND
Gin, Pineapple Rum, Pineapple Juice, Lemon Juice, Passionfruit Puree, Almond Syrup, Falernum Syrup
You won't have to get wet diving into Bikini Bottom to try this fruity drink.
IVANA TINKLE
Raspberry & Blackberry Gin, Lemon Juice, Blackberry Syrup, Soda. Raspberry Seltzer for extra $$$
This drink comes with a choice do you or do you not? If the answer is yes, ask our staff to SUPER CHARGE your drink.
SWEET SIXTEEN
Pineapple Liqueur, Vanilla Vodka, White Chocolate Syrup, Passionfruit Puree, Grapefruit Juice, Aquafaba
After a couple years of lockdown, she’s actually turning 18 but it's probably best to let her live in her own fantasy.
GOLD DIGGER
Rum, Licor 43, Elderflower Liqueur, Lemon Juice, Simple Syrup
You’re his kid's age but you don’t care and neither does he. The money he’s leaving you will be worth the hate.
STAFF PICK
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Ask our friendly staff what the cocktail of the month is, or keep it a mystery and just order it.
SHER-BERT & ERNIE
Italicus, Sour Watermelon Liqueur, Watermelon Syrup, Lemon Juice
In true kindergardener style, these two “roommates” will be snorting lines of WizzFizz till the early hours.
THE CARTEL
Chili Infused Tequila, Triple Sec, Pineapple Juice, Lime Juice, Tabasco, Chili Bitters
They’re just around the corner, what did you do this time to piss them off? Quickly. Drink!
STILL CAN’T DECIDE? STICK WITH A CLASSIC
DARK & STORMY
Goslings Rum, Lime, Ginger Beer & Angostura Bitters
$17
TOMMY’S MARGARITA
Reposado, Lime
& Agave Nectar
$20
JAPANESE SLIPPER
Midori, Cointreau
& Lemon
$18
ESPRESSO MARTINI
Vodka, Kailua
& Cold Drip Coffee
$20
NEGRONI
Gin, Sweet Vermouth
& Campari
$19
APEROL SPRITZ
Aperol, Prosecco
& Seltzer
$17
Beers, Wines & Spirits
WINE
BY THE GLASS
NV Bay of Stones ~ Sauv Blanc $9
NV Bay of Stones ~ Shiraz $9
NV Bay of Stones ~ Sparkling $9
‘18 Barose ~ Rosé $11
Mimosa $9
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BY THE BOTTLE
White
NV Bay of Stones ~ Sauv Blanc $38
NV Church Rd ~ Chardonnay $50
‘16 Grayling ~ Sauv Blanc $50
‘16 St Helgas ~ Riesling $50
‘16 Brancott ~ Pinot Gris $50
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Rosé
‘18 Barose ~ Rosé $50
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Red
NV Bay of Stones ~ Shiraz $38
‘16 Grayling ~ Pinot Noir $50
‘11 Gramps ~ Shiraz $60
‘15 Campo Viejo ~ Tempranillo $50
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Sparking
Mimosa Pack $35
NV Bay of Stones ~ Sparkling $38
NV Riccadonna ~ Prosecco $50
NV Campo Viejo ~ Brut Reserva $50
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Champagne
NV G.H. Mumm $120
NV G.H. Mumm Magnum $260
NV Perrier Jouet Brut Reserva $150
‘08 Perrier Jouet Belle Epoque $350
‘06 Dom Perignon $370
BEER & CIDER
Bottled Beer & Cider
Peroni ~ 330ml $10
Corona ~ 330ml $10
Coronita (Mini) ~ 250ml $6
Sierra Nevada ~ 330ml $10.5
Stone & Wood Pacific Ale ~ 330ml $10.5
Sample 3/4 IPA ~ 375ml $10
The Hills Apple Cider ~ 330ml $10.5
The Hills Pear Cider ~ 330ml $10.5
Lick Pier Ginger Beer ~ 330ml $10.5
Pablo Esky Bruh 6 x Coronita $30
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On Tap
Moon Dog 'Fizzer' Tropical Crush $9.5
Dos Fortress Lager $9.5
Sample Pale Ale $9.5
Lick Pier Ginger Beer. $9.5
Lexington Espresso Martini $16.5
Lexington Margarita $16.5
SPIRITS
House Vodka $11.5
Beefeater Gin $11.5
Ballantine’s Whisky $11.5
Havana Club Especial Rum $11.5
Havana Club 3 Anos $11.5
Olmeca Altos Tequila $11.5
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Vodka
Grey Goose $13
Belvedere $13
Stolichnaya Vanilla $12.5
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Gin
Beefeater 24 $12.5
Beefeater Pink $12
Bombay Sapphire $12.5
Hendriks $13.5
Four Pillars $12.5
Tanquary $12.5
Tanquary 10 $14
Plymouth Sloe $12.5
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Rum
Captain Morgan $12
Sailor Jerry $12.5
The Kraken $12.5
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Whiskey & Bourbon
Jack Daniels $12
Woodford Reserve $14.5
Makers Mark $13
Jameson $12
Canadian Club $12.5
Jonnie Walker Black $12.5
We also have a wide range of
Single Malt Whisky.
Please ask our friendly staff
members for details.
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Tequila
Patron Blanco $14
Patron Reposado $14.5
Patron Anejo $15
Patron Cafe $14
Don Julio Blanco $12.5
Don Julio Reposado $13
Don Julio Anejo $14
Herradura Blanco $12.5
Herradura Reposado $13
Herradura Anejo $14
Tromba Blanco $12.5
Tromba Reposado $13
Tromba Anejo $14
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Shots & Bombs
Agwa $12
Alize $12
Cointreau $12.5
Fireball $12
Jager $12
Malibu $12
Midori $12
Galliano (white, black, vanilla) $12.5
Agwa Bomb $15
Jager Bomb $15